Hello every One and welcome to the Thoroughly Thrilling Thing King Edition, thank King or Queen You for joining Me, it is always an Honour to have You in My House. I have a very Special Edition for You today, a Thing King Edition that Will be especially True to its name. Let’s start by saying that today’s Title is not sarcasm or an exaggerate Sean;
‘… Community Volunteers Plant Rose Bushes to Harm Children’.
Do I really have to say any more, or is it obvious why this Will be a Thoroughly Thrilling Thing King Edition?
The dying rose bushes You see on the right here were recently planted by a group of People in the community who call their Self ‘Community Volunteers’. They were planted yesterday morning. By yesterday afternoon, I’d already had two of My Friends in the community as King of Me why they planted rose bushes there. Of course, I didn’t have an answer, I’m not privvy to any of these decisions in any Way. I confessed I thought it was a stupid idea because the walking path is already lined with rose bushes for probably half a kilometer or more. Children Play here and rose bushes are pretty – but not much fun to fall on or go climbing into if a ball goes astray. Rose bushes are nasty!!!
That was My Friend’s point exactly. My Friend has a son, parents think about these things. Children are always learning to ride their bike, or roller blades, or scooter, or maybe just trying to shoot a ball past another child guarding the path. It’s a very busy area for children in the community and a lot of them are very young. It would seriously be tragic if a child were to fall into one of these bushes. But here’s the kicker!
Today as I’m walking by two of the Self proclaimed community volunteers, I decided to be as King of them who’s Idea it was to plant rose bushes here? One of the ladies tells Me that the community decided. I told her that no One was ever as King Me (or any of four other Friends in the community who have come to Me about this so far) if I Wished for there to be rose bushes here. She laughs and says to Me,
“Oh well, that’s too bad for You then, isn’t it?”, laughing.
“Yeah, I suppose it is. Who exactly is ‘the community’, who was as King for this?”.
“The Community Volunteers decided.”
“Oh. Well, they’re ugly. I Wished they’d been as King of People in the community first because not only are they ugly and apparently dying now, they are a hazard to children that Play here and could seriously cause them harm.”
“Yeah, exactly – that’s the Idea!” – and she laughs again, like it’s hilarious.
“Are You kidding Me right now? You’re telling Me You planted these here with intent to cause harm to children who Play in the area?”
“Yup! That’s exactly why.”
“You are a horrible person. I can’t believe I’m hearing this. You have no shame? You planted rose bushes to harm children and You’re laughing about it!!! What is wrong with You?”
She just continues to laugh like a hyena, almost as bad as Kamala Harris.
“Well, You know what, I’m going to cut them all down!“
“And I guess We’ll see how that goes over.”
“I guess We Will.”
Then I left to grab My camera (I’d taken a picture of the dying roses previously but My phone was back inside at this point). By the time I got back (less than five minutes later), they were trying to water the roses back to life. Twelve noon almost on the minute, sun absolutely scalding down on the earth, and there is now a sprinkler blocking the pathway as well.
They’d load both sides with rose bushes to make the area as treacherious for children as possible, they are absolute, child hating monsters. I can tell You first hand that these are some of the most precious children You Will ever meet, and this group of ‘community volunteers’ absolutely despise them. Who Wishes harm upon children? Even more astounding, how does One say that is One’s intention without any shame or remorse? I felt like I was living in bizzaro world!!!
“You know, this is exactly why the city of Ottawa has to impose summer water restrictions – because some People have no Idea that watering plants or lawns in the middle of the day is One of the worst things One can do for the plant, and is a waste of the Valuable resource.”
Then I went for a really long walk before I said something I might regret. The ‘Gardening Committee’ is just as bad. The committee it Self don’t do a damn thing to help any One in the community with their garden, they just elect their Self so that they can be guaranteed the best garden plot. They were telling People in the community that they have to share gardens or might not even get a garden because the wait list is so long and they need to Give every One a turn.
That’s perfectly reasonable except it’s also nonsense! Seems to Me the ‘Committee’ should be putting the needs of the community before their own Self interest. That means that if there IS a wait list for gardens, then those who’ve had gardens the longest go first. Just like rotating food in a fridge; first in, first out. If there were two People on the wait list consistently, every One would garden for years before having to Give up their plot for rotation, and having a continuous wait list would help determine if there is a real demand for more plots. Gardening is a fabulous Way to Keep communities together.
This particular plot was ignored for so long My Friend Lucky and I cleared the weeds to prep the bed for the owner hoping to motivate them to get planting already. There was no owner. I watched three People as King if they could use this empty bed and get told ‘no, You have to put Your name on the list, first come first serve’.
How insane is it that People are waiting for gardens and the owner of this One did nothing? They wanted it for their Self and were just going to claim it was ‘abandoned’ without ever saying who the owner was that abandoned it. There is no wait list, the plots have never been full since they were installed, they say this every year to Give the Illusion of demand for the purpose of nothing other than to be in charge and control the community.
I know how things work and I knew a lady who wanted the plot but was told she had to share with some One else! Why? It’s insane, and it’s all about control. So I told one of the committee members that I was just going to sneak out one night and plant a whole margarine container full of random seeds I have to see what comes up, and I’ll tend whatever does for the People in the community to harvest in the fall. I’m not letting valuable land go to waste when it could feed People.
As rumour has it, this seed of Intent Sean set off a chain react-Sean and the Committee was told I was trying to take three gardens for My Self!!! So they gave the plot to the lady who’s been as King for it since the beginning of the season, and she had a bunch of plants growing in her home in pots to transfer in immediately. No joke, this ALL took place within a couple hours within saying I was going to drop random seeds in it if it remained fallow another day!
Yes, My Words Magically Manifest.
Here are two more plots still unclaimed with (allegedly) People on a wait list for plots.
Yes, they are strawberries. See, a few of the community volunteers really like strawberries, so they took these unclaimed plots and planted strawberries. Last year there was also four plots of pure mint!!! I removed three (plots worth of mint including My own and either side). Nobody even noticed and both plots were abandoned all year. They planted stuff, but neither was weeded even once, and never harvested – it literally rot in the plot it was grown in. I’m apparently the only One who noticed.
So one of these days I’m going to rip the strawberries out, too. They say it’s ‘for the kids in the community’ but children are not allowed in the garden area without their parents or an adult supervisor who also has a garden. And We know they hate children because they are planing rose bushes with intent to harm them! Do they even know that intent to cause harm makes it a criminal act? Fools!!!
Anyway… I’m not ripping the rose bushes out yet, but I’m putting these People on Notice that they better Magically disapppear, or I Will make them disappear.
This isn’t a Gardening Committee, it’s a gardening gestapo.
Thankfully, I’m actually pretty popular with some People in the community, especially People who have gardens. I’m a Key holder to the ‘Sacred Storage Shed’ and I’m not even on the Committee, I’ve just breached its proverbial perimeter. There’s a lot of Ladies in the community, and I get along especially well with the Ladies.
Let’s see how long it takes this Magical Spell to take Hold.
Yes, I’m not mentioning the orgainzation deliberately – they know who they are, and names are REDACTED because I am a Kind and for Giving Man. But those rose bushes better get gone because this really makes Me angry, and I have a lot of support on this – Trust Me. 😉
Love and Blessings,
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