A Fabulous Free Lance Friday for Fiona Fantastic, for the City of Ottawa

Hello every One and welcome to the Fabulous Free Lance Friday Edition, thank King or Queen You for joining Me, it is always Fantastice to have You in My House, Your Presence is the most Gracious Gift God could bestow upon Me. And I do have a Fabulous Free Lance Friday Edition for You today because it is also a Fabulous Friday for Fiona of the City of Ottawa, and it has been a long time – a very long time, since I’ve had such Fantastic things to say about a City of Ottawa service agent. Fiona ‘Fantastic; gets a Gold Star in this Glow-ball Product-Sean!

Now, I wasn’t as King Fiona for her last name, and in all fairness it probably isn’t ‘Fantastic’, but Fiona was so Fabulous there was no need for Me to be as King for it, so I’m certain she not a representative of the House of ‘Kunt’. ‘Kunt’ is the last name We are Gifting any public servant in any capacity that does not Wish to Give their last name when I am as King for it for the purpose of litigation. [I did mention that I was running out of patience with these People, right? I am thing King I also mentioned that it’s never a Good Idea to make Me angry – People don’t seem to like Me when I’m angry.]

Consider that the Purpose of this Call is to follow up with Lisa ‘the Colluding’ Kilner, who has been in receipt of a Default Judgment awarded against the City of Ottawa for Breach of Trust with malicious, criminal intent, and a Claim worth one hundred and one million dollars! Probably not everyday a service agent is responding to a complaint of criminal conduct and conspiracy involving every virtually every department and organization within the City that might be relative or capable of conspiracy. Honestly, You Will have to listen to the Call to really get a sense of what Fiona is tasked with responding to, but considering the circumstances and situation Fiona is trying to dealing with, I am thing King she did an exceptional job. By far the most professional individual I have ever spoken with at the City of Ottawa.

This is also why I’m sharing so many photos of My Living space. Today I’m Feeling Truly Fabulous, and I really do Love to surround My Self with Beauty. The few Friends I do have know Me as the Magical Plant Man. The Pilea Peperomioides (Chinese Money Plant) in the center of this table was started with an offset My Friend Lucky Gifted Me with roughly a year ago. It was the cutest thing – only two leaves, the largest no bigger than My pinky nail. It’s now four or five times the size of the Mother Plant it came from. I have since raised four additional plants and replaced My Friend’s Mother Plant with a perfectly symetrical, larger version of same. After pruning My plants this year, I Will have at least fifty to a hundred cuttings to plant and Gift to People. You are in fact getting a tour of the Good Green Thumb Nursery, parent company of The Prince of Peppers Product-Sean Company and Bad-Ass Buddha Product-Sean’s. My Trust owns a growing number of Companies (too many to mention in this Post but perhaps I Will Write a Post to tell You about all of the Companies I’ve Created for the Trust).

There are only a few plants I own that I could not easily make countless new plants from, so I’m more interested in growing My collection of Mother plants than I am in increasing the number of plants I own. I probably have over thirty different varieties of plants now for a total of fifty-three potted indoor plants (tropical or succulent) making up the Good Green Thumb Nursery (not including Pepper Plants, which I now have over twenty ‘House von Dehn’ (heirloom, first generate-Sean) varieties). But honestly, tell Me that Fishbone Cactus isn’t incredible? I have two more and I’ve Gifted One to Lucky, all started from a leaf cutting less than two inches long a Friend Gifted Me with! In fact, almost half My plants were started from a leaf or stem cutting I purchased online – twenty cuttings fit in a regular sized envelope, and every single one survived! Etsy. Oh, and five succulent varieties were actually started from seed!

My Friend Lucky and I are going to see just how many plants I can Create from the cuttings I’ve taken this year and We’re going to Gift them away, but also be as King for donations or trade. Any donations received Will be used to increase My collection of Mother plants.

It might not look like it, but there are over fifty new plants on this table and I’m so skilled at doing this now, I can virtually guarantee every single plant Will not only survive, but thrive. In fact, so much so, I pretty much have to Give them away! I Love plants too much, I can’t just throw them out…

Well, the Mayor and the Prince of Wands are not actually finished yet but at least this gets Us back to today’s headline Story – Fantastic Fiona. Or Fiona Fantastic, whichever One prefers. Well, the Truth is, I don’t really have to say much about it at all, which is why I took this opportunity to Give You a little window into House von Dehn’s Microcosm.

To avoid the elevator music and get right to the Goods, skip to 10:37 – Fiona Fantastic answers the Call shortly thereafter.

I’m also very excited about finally getting My ‘new’ Podcast back. This is an excellent Way to promote a more positive version of the City of Ottawa and public servants in general.

A few things I Will say, is that I do actually know a thing or two about telecommunications and have somewhat extensive background in the service industry in general, but especially sales and telecommunication, including some time as a collections officer for the government of British Columbia’s Provincial Offences (Motor Vehicles Department). I was also a sales agent and manager for a telecommunications/telesales company and was always on the leaderboard whether it was sales or collections (or My sales team when I was Acting as a manager).

Believe it or not, One has to pass an ‘IQ’ type test to get the job as a collections officer. They don’t actually Give You an IQ test, but there were fifteen People in the final interview, and the final interview was a test with fifteen questions and fifteen minutes to answer them (or something like that). We were just told that One requires a certain IQ level to qualify, and that generally it means that five or less of the People in the room Will get the job and to not take it personal because it’s a mandatory requirement. If I remember correctly, four of Us made it from that group and I worked there for exactly three months I think (I hated it but did it for the learning experience).

It’s worth mentioning because not every One knows the kind of things People learn when they work as a collections officer, but knowing certain basic Principles in Law was absolutely crucial – so crucial that We were not even allowed to Give Our real name, We chose an alias – I was Frank Sharp. I’m Frank with People, and Sharp as a Tack. True Story. Also the only collection agent ever (at least at that point in time) to not only get a thank You card from some One I collected from, but two – I got a second one a week after the manager first announced to the room that I was the first collection agent to receive a ‘thank You’ card! I believe his name was Trevor Miller, but I could be wrong because I never had to put him on Notice for anything – he was pretty awesome as far as floor managers go (but I was also a top collector, so that makes it a little easier to get on with the boss – We’d have beers after work on a Friday (and sometimes at lunch, too – but only on Friday’s!)).

Oh, and just to be clear, I didn’t actually work for the government – I’ve never worked for government. I collected for government on motor vehicle fines. Some People already had their license suspended. One also can’t work as a collections officer if they have a criminal record – so that is worth noting. They wanted to ‘promote Me’ to collecting big money but I legitimately hated the work.

The point is that One must know certain laws governing contracts to work in these professions, which is why I know when I can or can’t Record some One, and when I am required to tell some One I am Recording. One does NOT need to tell any public servant that they are being Recorded because that’s the trade off for the cushy job – no right to privacy as a public servant. They are required to Record Me because THEY are required to be on the Record, so is any organization engaging in any kind of commercial transaction. They are also required to provide their last name upon request, which is why any One who does not belongs to House of Kunt, and is Acting in dis-Honour.

One of My Friends said to Me recently that I should probably come with some kind of disclaimer to advise People how learned I am in the Law before any One has a chance to do anything stupid or open their mouth to say something they Will regret. This was in reference to My interaction with the manager of a Rexall store who ‘trespassed’ Me for no reason whatsoever.

When I tell You that some One is doing a Fantastic job (as I am suggesting Fiona has done on this call), it is something of an expertly informed opinion. Not only do I know what a Good sales agent should do and say in this sort of situation, I am often told that it doesn’t Matter what tone of Voice I use, People find Me incredibly intimidating. Fiona doesn’t sound the least bit nervous or intimidated at any point in the call, and is exceedingly helpful. She even suggests the Auditor General as a last resort, and I tell her We’ve just travelled down that road (didn’t bother to mention I had placed the Auditor General on Notice, too, though I am thing King I may have eluded to that point).

Today is a Celebrate Sean of a public servant actually serving the public for a change. Interestingly enough, Fiona Fantastic didn’t ever bother to be as King who it was she was speaking with but the estimated wait time was fifteen minutes and I listened to elevator music for almost an hour before Fiona Fantastic answered the call. My guess is that she was well briefed before the call starts and knew exactly who she was tall King to – but I’ll let You be the judge. Please enjoy, it really is a fabulous example of Good Service from the City of Ottawa, and I’m excited to be able to pay them a compliment for a change.

I’m going to use this Inspire a Sean to get Portraits done.

Today’s feature photo is the current House von Dehn Living Mascot, Kingston, My Little Lion.

He’s the Mascot because he actually posed for the photo and wanted to get a close up. Originally, I was going to Show You My two closest companions. This is Gigi (Princess), and as You can see, Kingston was more interested in securing the spotlight and just happened to pose perfectly by My Kingdom Logo, so he’s now the official Mascot for House von Dehn.

Love and Blessings,